The little man in the dessert
eats the dust under your feet
every time you promise him something new
he squeals and let you have your way
you have him all wrapped around your finger
every time you string a grain around his neck
the little bastard licks at your feet
round and round he runs
lapping up your lies
you've done well Master.
Go rule the world
the little man's yours to die.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Ultimate Computer Paper
Sue me for not being able to get the boys branch the paper i made.. They were too quick for me. Instead of asking their sister campus, they go ahead and give my poor boys THIS Vulgar paper.
But my students do it ultimate justice. This is the graduating class of O levels, and it was the computer studies paper.
Q: Goiven the present technology, describe two jobs which robots cannot do.
"Robots cannot lead the generation"
"They can't nurse or bring up children"
"They can't write essays on their own"
"Robots can't play in play ground"
"Robots can't eat or talk"
"they cannot cook food"
"They cannot marry"
Q: Give two reasons why a certain data item is stored in code?
"it might be a secret"
Q: What is virtual reality?
"It is a reality which is not real"
"You're given a reality but it isn't there"
"it is a program which makes your computer graphics more better from which pictures look real"
"it is a program in which person get near to reality by wearing shoes, helmet, and glasses"
Q: Video conferencing?
"it is a conference on a video"
Q: Uses of CAD?
"....can be used to teach kids in an art lesson"
".. used in offices to make wallpapers"
"... used to make advertisements on television"
".. to make a jug"
Masterpiece!!
Q: Give three features of a typical operating system?
" It lets the hardware be useful , Lets you work on the computer, Makes the computer work"
Q: Definition of a virus?
"It is a nasty program .."
Q: why are computer systems safer than human pilots?
"... they don't get hungry during flight"
Q: Data logging?
"When the data gets logged"
But my students do it ultimate justice. This is the graduating class of O levels, and it was the computer studies paper.
Q: Goiven the present technology, describe two jobs which robots cannot do.
"Robots cannot lead the generation"
"They can't nurse or bring up children"
"They can't write essays on their own"
"Robots can't play in play ground"
"Robots can't eat or talk"
"they cannot cook food"
"They cannot marry"
Q: Give two reasons why a certain data item is stored in code?
"it might be a secret"
Q: What is virtual reality?
"It is a reality which is not real"
"You're given a reality but it isn't there"
"it is a program which makes your computer graphics more better from which pictures look real"
"it is a program in which person get near to reality by wearing shoes, helmet, and glasses"
Q: Video conferencing?
"it is a conference on a video"
Q: Uses of CAD?
"....can be used to teach kids in an art lesson"
".. used in offices to make wallpapers"
"... used to make advertisements on television"
".. to make a jug"
Masterpiece!!
Q: Give three features of a typical operating system?
" It lets the hardware be useful , Lets you work on the computer, Makes the computer work"
Q: Definition of a virus?
"It is a nasty program .."
Q: why are computer systems safer than human pilots?
"... they don't get hungry during flight"
Q: Data logging?
"When the data gets logged"
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