ąĉïď says:
ZEROS N ONES!
U LIKE ZEROS N ONES MORE THAN ME!
Virus says:
lol nahin na shona
ąĉïď says:
THEY MADE U FORGET ME!
Virus says:
i like u more than i like myself
ąĉïď says:
I'LL ZERO YOUR ONE NOW!
Friday, September 3, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
21-08-2010
Yun uske lams ne tora he mera banjar khawab
Jese Sawan laut aya ho dil k veerano mein
Jese thhirke hon kadam nazneen saraapa k
Jese bajihon ghantiyaan kaleesaaun mein
Jese bikhri hon zulfen shab-e-awal ko
Jese chhu liya ho bdan mast nigahon ne
Jese chhaun hui ho lambi musafat k baad
Jese khaak jhari ho guzishta wafaun ne!
Jese Sawan laut aya ho dil k veerano mein
Jese thhirke hon kadam nazneen saraapa k
Jese bajihon ghantiyaan kaleesaaun mein
Jese bikhri hon zulfen shab-e-awal ko
Jese chhu liya ho bdan mast nigahon ne
Jese chhaun hui ho lambi musafat k baad
Jese khaak jhari ho guzishta wafaun ne!
Monday, August 2, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
amar bail
lamha lamha jeete jeete jo pal bhar ko sastaye
Aus pari akhhiyon k saaye
Jaan meri ko ayey
Na beh k de hai, na sookhe hai
Jaanay kia is jal ka bhaid
Na khulay hai, na tallay hai, Lakh lakeer kuraid!
Aus pari akhhiyon k saaye
Jaan meri ko ayey
Na beh k de hai, na sookhe hai
Jaanay kia is jal ka bhaid
Na khulay hai, na tallay hai, Lakh lakeer kuraid!
jal pari =)
Boonden lapetay daalaan me apne
Pehli baarish ki wo rassiya
Chheentay uraati, khilkhilati
jab jab meri Or takti he
har bar
mere andar
kuch baadal jhhat jate hein
kuch roshni si hojati he..
Pehli baarish ki wo rassiya
Chheentay uraati, khilkhilati
jab jab meri Or takti he
har bar
mere andar
kuch baadal jhhat jate hein
kuch roshni si hojati he..
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
20 hilarious exam answers
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Monday, June 7, 2010
WHAT AM I DOING????
Kia chal raha he yaR?
What's the scene?
Ki Hondeya?
Aur Suna??
... so here's the list!
- A documentary with BHS about a week of community service involving grades 7,8,9
- Trying desperately to cope withthe two courses i'm taking at LSE; not so much in difficulty of the course but difficulty of BEING in lse
- Re-wiring mostly..
- Trying new and improved (my own) methods of curbing migraine
- Motivating myself to start walking for atleast 15 minutes a day.
That's about it..
What's the scene?
Ki Hondeya?
Aur Suna??
... so here's the list!
- A documentary with BHS about a week of community service involving grades 7,8,9
- Trying desperately to cope withthe two courses i'm taking at LSE; not so much in difficulty of the course but difficulty of BEING in lse
- Re-wiring mostly..
- Trying new and improved (my own) methods of curbing migraine
- Motivating myself to start walking for atleast 15 minutes a day.
That's about it..
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
just a little something i like...
I think it's some song.. it's so long ago i dont even remember..
Judging by the look on the organ-grinder,
He'll judge me by the fact that my face don't fit.
It's touching that the monkey sits on my shoulder.
He's waiting for the day when he gets me,
But I don't need no alibi - I'm a puppet on a string.
I just need this stage to be seen.
We all need a pantomime to remind us what is real.
Hold my eye and know what it means.
Judging by the look on the organ-grinder,
He'll judge me by the fact that my face don't fit.
It's touching that the monkey sits on my shoulder.
He's waiting for the day when he gets me,
But I don't need no alibi - I'm a puppet on a string.
I just need this stage to be seen.
We all need a pantomime to remind us what is real.
Hold my eye and know what it means.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
yaad~
aj jane kis karwat soye
pehlu me bikhre dekhe aj
ksi ajnabi libaday me
teri kurbaton k saraab!
pehlu me bikhre dekhe aj
ksi ajnabi libaday me
teri kurbaton k saraab!
Pehli ebarat - -
Mere hamsafar ne mujh se kaha
boht kathin he ye rasta
meri zindagi meri nahi
mera mushkilon se he wasta
meri rahguzarr khaardaar
meri manzilen dhundli boht
mere duur duur tak nahi koi
mera dost mere aas paas
mere shab-o-oz jalte hue
dhuen se he khaakistar
raahaton ki silwaton se
na-shanaas mere bistar
Ae na samajh tujhe chah kar
bhi kese kerun me ru-shanaas
k ye wo talkh hakikaten
jinhen mene he jiya boht
ye zehr he piya boht
Ye aankh jo he nam nahi
kiya Zabt isne kam nahi
par jaanti thi khoob ye
k is zakhm ka marham nahi
wo bolta chala gaya
kabhi chup raha tou kabhi wo chaaragar
lafzon k libade me yun dastan piro gaya
apni k mujh par ayaan hui
boht si gum hakikaten
me lab siye sunti rahi
k us se men kese kahun
meri zindagi, meri har khushi
k ae hamnasheen
mere hath me tera hath ho
tou ye safar kat hi jae ga
ye jo mushkilojn ka jaal he jhat jae ga
sangeen kitna hi ho rasta
khud hi sanwarta jaye ga
meri jan meri zindagi
meri chup se yun khafa na ho
mere lab bhaley mulzim sahi
par kab se bekaraar hen
lakh arziyan kayi khuahishen
kuch uljhi bikhri chahaten
kuch shikwe kuch shikayaten
kuch ham me tum me guzri hen jo
wo kabahaten wo shararten
maasoom si wo anayaten
sab tujh se ham ko kehni hen jo
wo ebaraten
ik roz ham bhi keh saken
wo roz ham se he kho gaya
jo dhoond laao mere hamsafar
tou ham teri nazar karen
wo sab jo teri chah ho
k ye zindagi he wo zindagi
jisay naam ham hen kar chuke
teri us nigah-e-mast k
jo aap mira hi jawaab ho!
boht kathin he ye rasta
meri zindagi meri nahi
mera mushkilon se he wasta
meri rahguzarr khaardaar
meri manzilen dhundli boht
mere duur duur tak nahi koi
mera dost mere aas paas
mere shab-o-oz jalte hue
dhuen se he khaakistar
raahaton ki silwaton se
na-shanaas mere bistar
Ae na samajh tujhe chah kar
bhi kese kerun me ru-shanaas
k ye wo talkh hakikaten
jinhen mene he jiya boht
ye zehr he piya boht
Ye aankh jo he nam nahi
kiya Zabt isne kam nahi
par jaanti thi khoob ye
k is zakhm ka marham nahi
wo bolta chala gaya
kabhi chup raha tou kabhi wo chaaragar
lafzon k libade me yun dastan piro gaya
apni k mujh par ayaan hui
boht si gum hakikaten
me lab siye sunti rahi
k us se men kese kahun
meri zindagi, meri har khushi
k ae hamnasheen
mere hath me tera hath ho
tou ye safar kat hi jae ga
ye jo mushkilojn ka jaal he jhat jae ga
sangeen kitna hi ho rasta
khud hi sanwarta jaye ga
meri jan meri zindagi
meri chup se yun khafa na ho
mere lab bhaley mulzim sahi
par kab se bekaraar hen
lakh arziyan kayi khuahishen
kuch uljhi bikhri chahaten
kuch shikwe kuch shikayaten
kuch ham me tum me guzri hen jo
wo kabahaten wo shararten
maasoom si wo anayaten
sab tujh se ham ko kehni hen jo
wo ebaraten
ik roz ham bhi keh saken
wo roz ham se he kho gaya
jo dhoond laao mere hamsafar
tou ham teri nazar karen
wo sab jo teri chah ho
k ye zindagi he wo zindagi
jisay naam ham hen kar chuke
teri us nigah-e-mast k
jo aap mira hi jawaab ho!
Friday, January 22, 2010
Little man
The little man in the dessert
eats the dust under your feet
every time you promise him something new
he squeals and let you have your way
you have him all wrapped around your finger
every time you string a grain around his neck
the little bastard licks at your feet
round and round he runs
lapping up your lies
you've done well Master.
Go rule the world
the little man's yours to die.
eats the dust under your feet
every time you promise him something new
he squeals and let you have your way
you have him all wrapped around your finger
every time you string a grain around his neck
the little bastard licks at your feet
round and round he runs
lapping up your lies
you've done well Master.
Go rule the world
the little man's yours to die.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
The Ultimate Computer Paper
Sue me for not being able to get the boys branch the paper i made.. They were too quick for me. Instead of asking their sister campus, they go ahead and give my poor boys THIS Vulgar paper.
But my students do it ultimate justice. This is the graduating class of O levels, and it was the computer studies paper.
Q: Goiven the present technology, describe two jobs which robots cannot do.
"Robots cannot lead the generation"
"They can't nurse or bring up children"
"They can't write essays on their own"
"Robots can't play in play ground"
"Robots can't eat or talk"
"they cannot cook food"
"They cannot marry"
Q: Give two reasons why a certain data item is stored in code?
"it might be a secret"
Q: What is virtual reality?
"It is a reality which is not real"
"You're given a reality but it isn't there"
"it is a program which makes your computer graphics more better from which pictures look real"
"it is a program in which person get near to reality by wearing shoes, helmet, and glasses"
Q: Video conferencing?
"it is a conference on a video"
Q: Uses of CAD?
"....can be used to teach kids in an art lesson"
".. used in offices to make wallpapers"
"... used to make advertisements on television"
".. to make a jug"
Masterpiece!!
Q: Give three features of a typical operating system?
" It lets the hardware be useful , Lets you work on the computer, Makes the computer work"
Q: Definition of a virus?
"It is a nasty program .."
Q: why are computer systems safer than human pilots?
"... they don't get hungry during flight"
Q: Data logging?
"When the data gets logged"
But my students do it ultimate justice. This is the graduating class of O levels, and it was the computer studies paper.
Q: Goiven the present technology, describe two jobs which robots cannot do.
"Robots cannot lead the generation"
"They can't nurse or bring up children"
"They can't write essays on their own"
"Robots can't play in play ground"
"Robots can't eat or talk"
"they cannot cook food"
"They cannot marry"
Q: Give two reasons why a certain data item is stored in code?
"it might be a secret"
Q: What is virtual reality?
"It is a reality which is not real"
"You're given a reality but it isn't there"
"it is a program which makes your computer graphics more better from which pictures look real"
"it is a program in which person get near to reality by wearing shoes, helmet, and glasses"
Q: Video conferencing?
"it is a conference on a video"
Q: Uses of CAD?
"....can be used to teach kids in an art lesson"
".. used in offices to make wallpapers"
"... used to make advertisements on television"
".. to make a jug"
Masterpiece!!
Q: Give three features of a typical operating system?
" It lets the hardware be useful , Lets you work on the computer, Makes the computer work"
Q: Definition of a virus?
"It is a nasty program .."
Q: why are computer systems safer than human pilots?
"... they don't get hungry during flight"
Q: Data logging?
"When the data gets logged"
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Lo ji, Ker lo Gall!
Life me Teen cheezen important. As of today,
Fanta.
Roll Paratha
and yes.
I'm One roll paratha away from ultimate bliss.
Fanta.
Roll Paratha
and yes.
I'm One roll paratha away from ultimate bliss.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
. . .
رازِ الفت چھپا کے دیکھ لیا
دل بہت کچھ جلا کے دیکھ لیا
اور کیا دیکھنے کو باقی ہے
آپ سے دل لگا کے دیکھ لیا
وہ مِرے ہو کے بھی مِرے نہ ہوئے
ان کو اپنا بنا کے دیکھ لیا
آج ان کی نظر میں کچھ ہم نے
سب کی نظریں بچا کے دیکھ لیا
فیض تکمیلِ غم بھی ہو نہ سکی
عشق کو آزما کے دیکھ لیا
2
ہجر کی راکھ اور وصال کے پُھول
آج پھر درد و غم کے دھاگے میں
ہم پرو کر ترے خیال کے پھول
ترکِ اُلفت کے دشت سے چُن کر
آشنائی کے ماہ و سال کے پھول
تیری دہلیز پر سجا آئے
پھر تری یاد پر چڑھا آئے
باندھ کر آرزو کے پلّے میں
ہجر کی راکھ اور وصال کے پھول
دل بہت کچھ جلا کے دیکھ لیا
اور کیا دیکھنے کو باقی ہے
آپ سے دل لگا کے دیکھ لیا
وہ مِرے ہو کے بھی مِرے نہ ہوئے
ان کو اپنا بنا کے دیکھ لیا
آج ان کی نظر میں کچھ ہم نے
سب کی نظریں بچا کے دیکھ لیا
فیض تکمیلِ غم بھی ہو نہ سکی
عشق کو آزما کے دیکھ لیا
2
ہجر کی راکھ اور وصال کے پُھول
آج پھر درد و غم کے دھاگے میں
ہم پرو کر ترے خیال کے پھول
ترکِ اُلفت کے دشت سے چُن کر
آشنائی کے ماہ و سال کے پھول
تیری دہلیز پر سجا آئے
پھر تری یاد پر چڑھا آئے
باندھ کر آرزو کے پلّے میں
ہجر کی راکھ اور وصال کے پھول
Faiz fever continues..
گلوں میں رنگ بھرے بادِ نو بہار چلے
چلے بھی آؤ کہ گلشن کا کار و بار چلے
قفس اداس ہے یارو صبا سے کچھ تو کہو
کہیں تو بہرِ خدا آج ذکرِ یار چلے
کبھی تو صبح ترے کنجِ لب سے ہو آغاز
کبھی تو شب سرِ کاکل سے مشکبار چلے
بڑا ہے درد کا رشتہ، یہ دل غریب سہی
تمھارے نام پہ آئیں گے غمگسار چلے
جو ہم پہ گزری سو گزری مگر شبِ ہجراں
ہمارے اشک تری عاقبت سنوار چلے
حضورِ یار ہوئی دفترِ جنوں کی طلب
گرہ میں لے کے گریباں کا تار تار چلے
مقام فیض کوئی راہ میں جچا ہی نہیں
جو کوئے یار سے نکلے تو سوئے دار چلے
چلے بھی آؤ کہ گلشن کا کار و بار چلے
قفس اداس ہے یارو صبا سے کچھ تو کہو
کہیں تو بہرِ خدا آج ذکرِ یار چلے
کبھی تو صبح ترے کنجِ لب سے ہو آغاز
کبھی تو شب سرِ کاکل سے مشکبار چلے
بڑا ہے درد کا رشتہ، یہ دل غریب سہی
تمھارے نام پہ آئیں گے غمگسار چلے
جو ہم پہ گزری سو گزری مگر شبِ ہجراں
ہمارے اشک تری عاقبت سنوار چلے
حضورِ یار ہوئی دفترِ جنوں کی طلب
گرہ میں لے کے گریباں کا تار تار چلے
مقام فیض کوئی راہ میں جچا ہی نہیں
جو کوئے یار سے نکلے تو سوئے دار چلے
Thursday, January 7, 2010
LSE Here i COme!!
Oh, the wait.
and then, it was over =)
had a really fun day.. pretty happening considering i was Sure i'm not getting in for Spring 2010.
Had to wait like you do in front of government office in lines. Really long lines. If you have friends like Maer n Rooman, even that torturous time is fun. Long story short, they listened. they Actually listened (surprising though, since i've had the same story for past two weeks, it was just my day!)
So I'm back and it's the very last semester =)
and my teacher is So cute.
I need a new notebook too. =/
and then, it was over =)
had a really fun day.. pretty happening considering i was Sure i'm not getting in for Spring 2010.
Had to wait like you do in front of government office in lines. Really long lines. If you have friends like Maer n Rooman, even that torturous time is fun. Long story short, they listened. they Actually listened (surprising though, since i've had the same story for past two weeks, it was just my day!)
So I'm back and it's the very last semester =)
and my teacher is So cute.
I need a new notebook too. =/
YL updates
While people may think things are dragging, (and as a friend Haroon puts it, we're Drag-ons. *NCA joke* I knoww.. Artsy *arts =P)
God!!
back to YL
so yeah, we're working on this "Positive campus landmark campaign" ..
How does it work??
Simple!
Getting institutes to put up positive news boards where positive news flows in from students, teachers, Everyone!!
The idea is to breed positivity where it matters.. in the youth! We come across millions of news everyday, let's increase the ratio of good things in it .
So..
We have amazing progress in this regard.
There's LGS paragon city, JT
Bloomfield Hall School and Superior college.. While we aren't looking for leaps, this is a Big one =)
I love my team.
God!!
back to YL
so yeah, we're working on this "Positive campus landmark campaign" ..
How does it work??
Simple!
Getting institutes to put up positive news boards where positive news flows in from students, teachers, Everyone!!
The idea is to breed positivity where it matters.. in the youth! We come across millions of news everyday, let's increase the ratio of good things in it .
So..
We have amazing progress in this regard.
There's LGS paragon city, JT
Bloomfield Hall School and Superior college.. While we aren't looking for leaps, this is a Big one =)
I love my team.
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