Iqrar-e-jurm

mere hamsafar ne mujh se kaha
boht kathin he ye rasta
meri zindagi meri nahi
mera mushkilon se he wasta
meri rahguzarr khaardaar
meri manzilen dhundli boht
mere duur duur tak nahi koi
mera dost mere aas paas
mere shab-o-oz jalte hue
dhuen se he khaakistar
raahaton ki silwaton se
na-shanaas mere bistarAe na samajh tujhe chah kar
bhi kese kerun me ru-shanaas
k ye wo talkh hakikaten
jinhen mene he jiya boht
ye zeh he piya boht
Ye aankh jo he nam nahi
kiya Zabt isne kam nahi
par jaanti thi khoob ye
k is zakhm ka marham nahi
wo bolta chala gaya
kabhi chup aha tou kabhi wo chaaragar
lafzon k libade meyun dastan piro gaya
apni k mujh par ayaan hui
boht si gum hakikaten
me lab siye sunti rahi
k us se men kese kahun
meri zindagi, meri har khushi
k ae hamnasheen
mere hath me tera hath ho
tou ye safar kat hi jae ga
ye jo mushkilojn ka jaal he jhat jae ga
sangeen kitna hi ho rasta
khud hi sanwarta jaye ga
meri jan meri zindagi
meri chup se yun khafa na ho
mere lab bhaley mulzim sahi
par kab se bekaraar hen
lakh arziyan kayi khuahishen
kuch uljhi bikhri chahaten
kuch shikwe kuch shikayaten
kuch ham me tum me guzri hen jo
wo kabahaten wo shararten
maasoom si wo anayaten
sab tujh se ham ko kehni hen jo
wo ebaraten

ik roz ham bhi keh saken
wo roz ham se he kho gaya
jo dhoond laao mere hamsafar
tou ham teri nazar karen
wo sab jo teri chah ho
k ye zindagi he wo zindagi
jisay naam ham hen kar chuke
teri us nigah-e-mast k
jo aap mira hi jawaab ho!

*salutes wadali brothers*

Lam, Le Chal Charkhe NooN Moorkha Oey
Le Chal Vich Koi Mat Fatoor Hove
Takla Sidq Yaqeen Di Maal Pa Ke
Manka Pawan Da Je Shaoor Hovey 
Ohde NaaN di Koi Khareed Ker Ke
Vat PooniaN Je Razi Ghafoor Hovey 




Ohdi Yaad Vich Kat Di RaiN Har Dam 
Khore KeRi Vi Tand Manzoor Hovey ve... 




Charkhe Di Kooker De Ole 
Yaad Teri Da Toonba Bole 
Te Nimma Nimma Geet CheR Ke 
Tand Kat Di Hulare KhanwaN 

Babul Di SowN Ji NaiNooN Lagda 

Veh Mahiya Mera Ji Ker da 

Ghar Chad Ke Malang Ho JaNwaN

Wasan NaeeN Dende Sorre Paeke

MeinooN Tere Paen Pulekhe

Hun MeinooN Das Mahiya

Tere Baj Kidher NooN JanwaN

Ve Mahiya, Tere Vekhan NooN

Chuk Charkha Galli De Vich DhaNwaN

Ve LokaN PaneN Mein Kat Di

Tand TeriaN YadaaN De PaNwaN

=)

ąĉïď says:
 ZEROS N ONES!
 U LIKE ZEROS N ONES MORE THAN ME!
Virus says:
 lol nahin na shona
ąĉïď says:
 THEY MADE U FORGET ME!
Virus says:
 i like u more than i like myself  
ąĉïď says:
 I'LL ZERO YOUR ONE NOW!

/njust/ce!

Hamari gustakhi par wo barham tou Jaiz
Saki bgher Jaam k badmast tou qayamat!

21-08-2010

Yun mila na kar hazaron duaon k baad
Tujh pe roothey hue Khuda ka guman hota he..

21-08-2010

Yun uske lams ne tora he mera banjar khawab
Jese Sawan laut aya ho dil k veerano mein
Jese thhirke hon kadam nazneen saraapa k
Jese bajihon ghantiyaan kaleesaaun mein
Jese bikhri hon zulfen shab-e-awal ko
Jese chhu liya ho bdan mast nigahon ne
Jese chhaun hui ho lambi musafat k baad
Jese khaak jhari ho guzishta wafaun ne!

Ristay hein yaad k bhanwar mujh se yun
Mekhane me tujh hi ko piya ho jaisay!

amar bail

lamha lamha jeete jeete jo pal bhar ko  sastaye
Aus pari akhhiyon k saaye
Jaan meri ko ayey
Na beh k de hai, na sookhe hai
Jaanay kia is jal ka bhaid
Na khulay hai, na tallay hai, Lakh lakeer kuraid!

jal pari =)

Boonden lapetay daalaan me apne
Pehli baarish ki wo rassiya
Chheentay uraati, khilkhilati
jab jab meri Or takti he
har bar
mere andar
kuch baadal jhhat jate hein
kuch roshni si hojati he..

20 hilarious exam answers

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head